Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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