You surviving the open bar?
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So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
ttyl tear gas
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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