Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
