you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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