Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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