Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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