Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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