There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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