Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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