What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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