exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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