What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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