Is it normal to miss your booty call?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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