I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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