Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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