I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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