Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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