As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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