you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
do nipples grow back?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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