I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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