He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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