I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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