her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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