I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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