But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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