It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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