I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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