i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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