girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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