Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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