It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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