4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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