Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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