Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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