glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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