which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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