i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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