Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Randomize