I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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