Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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