Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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