so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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