she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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