Me too!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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