i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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