i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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