I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Success! We fucked roommates!
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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