i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
