Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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