Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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