how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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