I feel great
I just peed on a car
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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