good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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