dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
