This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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