When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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